Venus Women, Martian Men

The polarity of being x (female chromosome) and y (male chromosome) is always mind-boggling. Inspite of very obvious differences, a balance between the two sexes can also be achieved. At best, they complement each other - whether it's purely platonic, extremely romantic, or (by golly!) tinged with pure lust. On its downside, the sharpest claws can rip out even the heart of an insensitive brute, hehe.

I've always been amazed by men and all their weird traits. Amidst all their macho behavior, there's always something special in every guy. Learning what makes them act the way they do is just half of the surprise. The other half is learning how to deal with their unbelievable ways of not keeping their promises, not honoring their words, backing out of scheduled dates simply because they're 'feeling lazy' (believe me, 'feeling lazy' was his excuse) and taking us for granted. Go ahead, add more to my list! But, these guys are also wonderful quirks of Nature. Catch them in a good mood and they're agreeable to everything. Guys can be so loving (more so if they know you'll be returning the favor with more affection, hehe). They make each day an unlikely combo of great-sad-happy-wonderful-funny-whatever.

AND..It's really fun being a girl! More so, if there's one guy who makes you feel cranky, sees you at your worst but still loves you no matter how much you annoy him sometimes.

* read from one of the blogs i came across weeks ago:
The Advantages Of Being A Woman (25 reasons why it's better to be a WOMAN!)*
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. We can be groupies. Male groupies are called stalkers.
4. We can get off speeding fines by crying.
5. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
6. Taxis stop for us.
7. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
8. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
9. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
10. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
11. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
12. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
13. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
14. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
15. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
16. We never have to reach down ever so often to make sure our privates are still there.
17. We have the ability to dress ourselves without help.
18. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
19. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
20. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach stuck in our teeth.
21. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
22. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
23. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
24. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
25. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

The Advantages Of Being A Man...(25 reasons why it's better to be Man!)
1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades...
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work... more pay (sad but true).
11. Wrinkles---so what? Adds character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress: $2000; Tux rental: $100.
14. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time, fits all occasions.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
18. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
19. You can open all your own jars.
20. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me.".
21. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
22. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
23. You don't have to stop and think which way to turn the nut on a bolt.
24. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
25. Your orgasms are real. Always.